This One’s for the Beav
Stu Man’s blog has aMASSed a mass following of dudes. That’s great that so much sausage is learnin’ the ways of Stumanese, but Stu Man wants to get the word out to the ladies. So this post is specifically for MASS BEAV.
How to act if a dumbass approaches you that is not educated in the ways of Stumanese:
- Say to him, “Hey dumbass, go buy me a Crown & Coke. Until then go bop urself in the shash hole”. This will catch his attention and let him know you are classy.
- “Are those mosquito bites or ur pecs? Go take mass ‘roids dumbass and talk to me when you have mass pecs”. If a dude is too lazy to build some sweet pecs, then he’s too lazy to take care of ur beav.
- “Damn, nice baggy jeans! Guess ur trying to hide ur small package”? If a dude isn’t wearing tight jeans, that means he’s hiding a tiny package. Stu Man always prominently displays his sweet rod for the ladies. You like?
Dumbasses take a lot of abuse if they think you’ll give up sweet beav. Beav is powerful thing that make guys spend mass cash on Crown & Coke to get it. So ladies, use these helpful tips to get what you want. ALWAYS make guy buy you mass Crown & Cokes before you give up the beav…unless you meet Stu Stud. Then you buy him mass Crown & Cokes. E-AW!
