Stu Stirlin

Stu Man wants to educate some of you dumbasses out there who have tried to substitute Crown & Coke when trying to score mass beav.  Hmmm, what were the results dumbass?  Oh that’s right…NO BEAV.  Damn you a dumbass!!

Fine beav is smarter than a cat’s shash.  They require the best.  When you use best, Crown & Coke, you get best results.  When Stu Man was young, dumb and full of mass, Stu Man once tried to use Jack & Coke to get beav.  What a dumbass Stu Dumb Ass was that night.  It was only times Stu Stud went home alone.  Stu Man was so bad whiskey drunk he mass trashed room & ripped Heather Thomas poster to shreds. Stu Man was a mass negator drunk that night.  Thank you dumbass Jack & Coke.

In a side by side comparison, Crown and Coke kicks the shash out of Jack and Coke.  See below:

People who drink Jack & Coke: Fat & greasy men who pretend to play guitar.  White trash pieces of doo doo.

People who drink Crown & Coke: Classy beav, and sophisticated dudes who know how to get beav.

People who drink Jack & Coke: Dirtbags who wear tight black concert tees to show off their flabby man boobs.

People who drink Crown & Coke: People with mass cash.

The choice is yours dumbass.

You on Jack & Coke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycsQe1F-sE

or  you on Crown & Coke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-77kP8fVaU&feature=related

Tags: Crown and Coke, Heather Thomas, Jack and Coke, White Trash

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