Top Gun: Stu Man’s Movie Review
Damn! Just got done watching the movie, “Top Gun” A sweet fighter pilot movie from the 80’s starring Tom Cruise. You Like?
So why does Stu Man like “Top Gun” so much?
- “You can be my wingman anytime!”
- A bunch of sweaty buff guys with sweet pecs playing volleyball shirtless to the song, “Playin’! Playin’ with the Boys!“
- Maverick & Goose are mass studs in sweet white Navy outfits.
- TOM CRUISE! Need Stu Man say more?
April Fools in August Dumbass!!! You think a beav lovin’ stud like Stu Man like “Top Gun”? Stu Man had to watch mass porn with mass Beav eating to get this mass Beav hatin’ movie out of Stu Man’s head. The only one that likes Beav in this movie is Kelly McGillis. The rest played grab shash with each other the whole time.
Here’s a famous scene from the never released, full Beav hatin’ version of the movie script Stu Man found on the internets. The original title of the movie was “Top Shash Gun“, but they dropped the “Shash“.
Iceman: You two really are colon cowboys.
Maverick: What’s your problem, Kazanski? No one’s tapped ur shash lately?
Iceman: You’re everyone’s problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you grab Goose’s stick. I don’t like you because you hate beav.
Maverick: That’s right! Ice… man. I am a beav hater. Skittles!!!!!! (gratuitous shirtless make out scene)
So Stu Man is mass bummed about reviewing this movie. After watching this pansy parade you’ll feel the need, the need for beav. That’s what Stu Man gets for taking movie recommendation from hot beav. In case you don’t believe Stu Man about how beav hatin’ this movie is, check out the links below. Dumbass.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/topgun/playingwiththeboys.htm
Warning! These images are super beav hatin’. View with caution. http://www.topgunday.com/images/
Tags: beav, Maverick, Tom Cruise, Top Gun