The Sensitive Side of Stu Man
Some dumbasses think Stu Man is only about getting beav, drinking Crown & Coke, building mass pecs and thighs, calling people dumbasses, and being super mass. The truth is, Stu Man can be mass sensitive. Here’s a list of the different sides you might not know about Stu Man:
- Caring Side: When Stu Man sees a kitty, Stu Man thinks to himself, “What a cute kitty! meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”! “meow”!
- Full of Angst Side: DAMN! WHY DOES THE WORLD HAVE TO BE FILLED WITH SO MANY DUMBASSES!! WHY CAN’T THE WORLD JUST BE MASS!!!
- Gentle Side: Good beav. Nice beav. Stu Man’s sweet rod will make it all better.
- Intellectual Side: There’s five dumbasses. You take two dumbasses away. How many dumbasses you have left? Three dumbasses. Dumbass!
- Giving Side: Damn, hot slut! May Stu Man offer you Crown & Coke?
As you can see, Stu Man has emotional versatility of Swiss Army knife. So if any of you dumbasses ever claim Stu Man doesn’t have mass “depth” then you see Stu Man’s pissed side! Stu Piss will ripe ur shash hole in half! Gotta it dumbass? Sweet!
You like kittens doo doo?
