The Fashion Stylings of Stu Man
Thursday, January 14th, 2010Want to look sweet & mass like Stu Man? Well take heed dumbasses, cause Stu Man is going to drop some fashion knowledge.
We start from bottom and work way up. You like?
Shoes: Top Siders & Penny Loafers.
Socks: Damn! Stu Man only wear socks when playing soccer. Bumble bees pulled up to sweet thighes.
Pants/Shorts: Tight ass daisy duke jean shorts, preferably Lee brand, cut high up on thighs. For a change of pace, try some sweet Cordouroy OP shorts.
In the winter, Stu Man wear Skinny Jeans to show off fat junk.
Shirts: Pink Polo Shirts. Stu Man hasn’t liked anything that come out in last 20 years. Graphics tees are exception. Stu Man rips off sleeves while graphic tee clings to mass pecs.
Hats: Why wear hat when you have sweet side spike?
Stu Man hopes you unfashionable dumbasses have learned how to look mass so you can bop more beav. Let Stu Man know if you need more assistance.
You like Daisy Dukes dumbass!
